Where to Find Mr. Right
12.27.10Your dream guy brings you chocolates, flowers, and says all of the right things, right? But where can you find such a perfect guy?
If you’re looking for Mr. Right, you can count on Cotton Candy to give you a heads up on where he might be. But with each man, we show you the good, the bad and the ugly. So read on and learn to spot and appreciate the new man in your life.
Mr. Wall Street
Characteristics:
– Money’s no object
– Good at making tough decisions, especially with finances
– Strong work ethic
– Can help you build a strong portfolio with GREAT return
Flaws:
– Works twenty-four, seven
– Won’t ever put down his blackberry
– Thinks talking about stocks and bonds is a riveting conversation
Where to meet him:
– In an upscale, downtown café
Bad Boy
Characteristics:
– Brings out your wild side
– Usually the coolest guy at the party
– He’ll always show you a good time
Flaws:
– Can’t count on him to be on time
– Doesn’t see the significance of a mop
– He expects you to go everywhere on the back of his motorcycle, even when you’ve just gotten your hair done
Where to meet him:
– At the after-party
The Artist
Characteristics:
– He sees the creative side of everything
– Appreciates the simplest things in life
– Sees beauty in you that you never even saw
– Low key
– Good listener
Flaws:
– Always broke
– Thinks a painting is the perfect gift for EVERYTHING
– Acts as if as if a razor is his worst enemy
– Won’t let you see his personal work. (But when he does, you know you’re in.)
Where to meet him:
– A poetry reading
Family Man
Characteristics:
– Loves your kids, no matter how bad they are
– Actually likes to cook
– Enjoys nights at home with you AND your mother
Flaws:
– Sometimes it’s hard to get him out of the house. But a family outing will do the trick.
– You may have to dress him to look more metrosexual
– His anniversary gifts are more thoughtful than yours
Where to meet him:
– Through a mutual friend
Mr. GQ
Characteristics:
-Looks good in a suit
– Knows the latest fashion better than you
– Can appreciate the time you spend shopping to get the right outfit
Flaws:
– Popular with ALL the ladies
– Sometimes he thinks he’s prettier than you
– Takes longer to get dressed than you do
Where to meet him:
– At the nearest Brooks Brothers